Tolerant Liberal Congressman #1: “You know what’s great about being a tolerant liberal?”
Tolerant Liberal Congressman #2: “What’s that?”
Tolerant Liberal Congressman #1: “We never try to force people to bend to our demands. We always let people decide for themselves what course of action is best.”
Tolerant Liberal Congressman #2: “Right! By the way, how long are we going to sit here on the floor?”
Tolerant Liberal Congressman #1: “We’re going to sit here until those Republicans do what we want them to do!”