Police Officer: “You must turn in all of your guns to the government, for the sake of crime and terrorism prevention.”
White guy: “So, now we’ll be unarmed and non-White thugs can prey on us anytime they choose.”
Police Officer: “Well, we aim to please! Oops, sorry, no pun intended! Remember, if Black or Brown criminals are killing you at 3:00 AM, just call us up. We’ll arrive within the hour, hopefully. Maybe you’ll still be alive when we get there!”
White guy: “That sounds nifty. You’re a credit to your uniform, officer!”