(Above: the flag of the Soviet Union — the real red flag that Colorado lawmakers pledge allegiance to)
Wife, on the telephone: “Hello??? Yes, my husband just looked at me strangely, and then he said something sarcastic about our new Chinese neighbors! Well, you see, the thing is, my husband owns guns! Two or three of them! Hurry, you must stop him, before it’s too late!!”
Police: “Okay, ma’am, don’t worry, we’ll be right over to confiscate all of his guns!”